The First Video: “Welcome to my Channel!”

In this video CBOSS da hottest boi introduces and begins the most powerful take over of YouTube that has ever been seen. He begins by telling people to subscwibe, (but you’ve already done that), and subscwibe to Tarter Sauce (a man not nearly as hot) and lists what he will do. In the first part of this master CBOSS is playing Minecraft and blows up a villagers house using the art of deception and sarcasm saying “starting to feel bad for these villagers” before their imminent death. Such beauty must always be preserved and supported. Next he tells us that he will be doing trick shot videos that are similar to Dude Perfect but a gajillion times better. This is the first time we get to CBOSS’s friend Tarter Sauce, a side character who is CBOSS’s best friend. We also get introduced to the Gryffindor cup, a cup showing the artistic talent of CBOSS. Next CBOSS talks about how he will make skits and how most of the time he or Tarter Sauce will die by killing themselves with the sword at the end. In the next part of CBOSS’s masterpiece he lists a ton of games he will be playing, we also see when he mentions Fortnite, Tarter Sauce popping out of nowhere talking about how much he hates Fortnite. After this a scene of CBOSS doing the best beatboxing of all time and Tarter Sauce reacting plays out. Afterwards he lists out what he will do and tells people to subscwibe (which you’ve already done). Then he reveals Tarter Sauce’s real name (we cannot mention it for safety reasons) and ends the video.